Between trawling the anon meme, writing for the kink meme, and uni course work I haven't been spending much time reading fic -naturally first thing I do after this hiatus is visit FF.net (and am somehow surprised that I become overwhelmed with crap.)

Next I binge gender swap fic due to complete lack of sense of self-preservation.
I assure everyone ( Read more... )

Dear fanbrat,

Getting the FF7 characters to set the 100 Acre Wood on fire is not funny.

I mean, how do you play through that place and think "Now, can how this place BURN?". [s]Unless we're talking about the CoM version. Then I can understand.[/s]

At least Sora's reaction was IC.

Hi there KH fan artist on DA, I really like some of the stuff you have there. I even have a lot of the crack comics you drew (and that other DA artist colored) in my favorites ( Read more... )

So, listen. I don't like Larxene/Naminé. It's just a personal preference of mine. There's nothing wrong with the pairing, it just isn't one I like.

However, Larxene groping Naminé in hopes of getting laid because the rest of the Organization is (how you put it) fuckin' fags (ugh, I hate that word)?

That's just... a) immature (LOL SHE GOES WITH ( Read more... )

I figured out why Cheese!Demyx (aka crazy crack hyper demyx) doesn't work ( Read more... )

Llamas are not funny. Randomness is not funny. OOC is not funny. EVERYONE ACTING LIKE A COMPLETE IDIOT IS NOT FUNNY. NOT ONE "STRAIGHT MAN" IS NOT FUNNY. DEMYX RUNNING AROUND THE WORLD THAT NEVER WAS IS NOT ****ING FUNNY, YOU ****ING ****S WHO **** *****S ALL THE ****ING TIME INSTEAD OF LEARNING HOW TO WRITE GOOD COMEDY. Everyone being sugar high ( Read more... )

Dear fanbrat authours. I enjoy reading your pathetic attempts at humor. They strengthen my superiority complex more efficiently than anything I have yet encountered. But anyway, IF ANY ONE OF YOU DEGENERATE MORONS USES A FOURTH WALL JOKE AT THE END OF YOUR CHAPTERS, YET AGAIN, I'M FEEDING YOUR PRECIOUS BISHONEN TO MY ARMY OF RABID CATS.  Sincerely ( Read more... )

Childishly Annoying and Random-Sugary-Filled Goodness OOC Demyx on a car trip to Disneyworld with Zexion, Larxene, Marluxia, Axel, Saix, Luxord, and cranky-and-pubescent-and-I-don't-know-why-grrr-I'm-gonna-take-it-out-on-people-I-like?Roxas. That is the basis of this, what you call it, "humor" fic I'm reading. Along the way, the Organization ( Read more... )

So, I've read some KH humor fics, right? And I've read the generic fics and the badfics and the goodfics and the stupendous omfguh-marry-me-and-let-me-stalk-you-until-I-finally-kill-you-one-day-l33t!fics. And I've noticed things.

Little insignificant things that no normal person would pay attention to, but I do, because I have no chance, no way, I ( Read more... )

Hello, and welcome to another of my dumbass crazy fanfictions. For some reason, they keep getting deleted. I wonder why ( Read more... )